About
Founded by two fools and a donkey. Twenty-plus years of bad decisions, worse ideas, and somehow still showing up. The fools are real. The friendship’s survived more than it should have. The donkey isn’t real — but he’s taken the blame for most of it.
Why We’re Doing This
Somewhere in those twenty-plus years, we both landed on the same conclusion: things are a little broken out there, and pretending otherwise takes more energy than just saying it out loud. We don’t have a fix. We just stopped pretending we didn’t notice — and started making shirts about it instead.
What We Make
Graphic tees and hoodies that lean more sarcasm than sunshine. Some designs are just funny. Some have something to say, and don’t say it quietly. Neither of us has ever been great with boundaries, and it turns out that’s a useful trait when you’re deciding what’s allowed to go on a t-shirt.
Who This Is For
People who’ve also stopped pretending everything’s fine
People who’d rather laugh at the absurd than explain it to someone
People with a similarly loose relationship with what’s “appropriate”
People who read “worse ideas” up there and thought: relatable
Part Joke, Part Therapy
We’re not sure what this turns into yet. Could be a real brand. Could be an elaborate way for two guys to process how weird everything’s gotten. Either way, expect more honesty than comfort — and a donkey taking the blame for most of it.